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Q: Tell me about the worst boss you've ever had.
10. Does it have to be a human or do animal and extraterrestrial bosses count too?
9. She used to spank me. On second thought, scratch that. I enjoyed it.
8. What's your name again?
7. I had this one boss who instututed a no-food and no-drink rule. The other employees and I banded together and rebelled against her except we passed out from lack of nourishment. She won.
6. He used the old fingernails on a chaulkboard routine as a motivational device.
5. She used to stalk through the corridors with a crossbow.
4. My old boss used to show up in an old Batman costume every Friday.
3. He beat me when I fell behind on my work.
2. He snored. Not at work, though.
1. I was self-employed for a while. Does that count?