I decry reality shows. I do. They're a sign of the apocalypse, if I'm not mistaken. And yet, today finds me watching a Surreal Life marathon on VH1 (Season 2 according to their website -- starring Erik Estrada, Traci Bingham, Trishelle Cannatella, Vanilla Ice, Ron Jeremy and Tammy Faye Messner).
It's strange, the more I try to resist, the tighter the noose draws...
I feel so dirty.
ADDENDUM: I'm still watching the marathon. Someone kill me, please. Or unplug my TV. Or poke out my eyes. Please. [7:54 PM]