Thursday, September 02, 2004

To My Republican Friend:

Thank you and an apology. Thank you for inviting us over to you and your girlfriend's apartment. Thank you for the beers. We apologize for continually ridiculing the Vice President and Republicans in general throughout those portions that we watched of the Republican National Convention. We understood that you merely wanted to bask in the warm glow of your fellow zealots but, at the time, we didn't care. We were more interested in pointing out the logical fallacies and insipid arguments and comments propounded by the VP, Mr. Dick Cheney. We hope you understand that we meant no ill will or disservice to you personally, rather we despise the Republican Party and its stances in total. Again, we apologize for the inconvenience.

On behalf of the other seven of us that attended,