In the opinion of the Department of Agriculture of the United States of Astounding -- after years of study and application of the expertise of the very best scientists, agronomists, linguists and grammarians our government could find -- frozen French fries are fresh vegetables.I would do his original post ill service to expound further other than to quote his response to the "reasoning" behind this insanity:
Well now, how can you argue with that? How can you possibly respond to such irrefutable logic?Reminds me of the onion straws at Joe's American Bar & Grill. Culinary perfection in a basket! (Nevermind the heart attack factor.)
Other, that is, than just screaming at the top of your lungs, "They're coating French fries in batter!!?? How could I not know about this? This is nature's perfect food! Lemme at 'em!"