Can I produce a humorous haiku in 12 minutes? Let's see!
First deposition:
Where were you on July fourth?
Hah! Killing again!
Law school starts again.
Who are all of these people?
Ignorant 1L's.
Civil Procedure:
It is really important.
Really boring too.
Torts is a fun class.
You learn how to sue people.
For fun and profit.
Okay, I have seriously mixed feelings on the results of this quasi-experiment. Unless anyone out there protests, I may end up scrapping this feature in favor of something more amusing. Remains to be seen. Post a comment if you feel strongly.