Thursday, August 19, 2004

Let's See What Happens... (More Haiku Madness)

Can I produce a humorous haiku in 12 minutes? Let's see!

First deposition:
Where were you on July fourth?
Hah! Killing again!

Law school starts again.
Who are all of these people?
Ignorant 1L's.

Civil Procedure:
It is really important.
Really boring too.

Torts is a fun class.
You learn how to sue people.
For fun and profit.

Okay, I have seriously mixed feelings on the results of this quasi-experiment. Unless anyone out there protests, I may end up scrapping this feature in favor of something more amusing. Remains to be seen. Post a comment if you feel strongly.