Tuesday, January 25, 2005


If the smoker law student sitting near me reads this, please do me and my fellow non-smokers a favor by either: (a) not smoking immediately before class so you no longer come in and sit down amidst a cloud of ill-smelling smoke-odor; (b) find a faster and less smelly way to kill yourself; or (c) rub a pine-fresh deoderant all over yourself after having your cigarette so as to combat the offensive fragrance.

Thank you.