11. For a good time call Myrtle, Feinstein and Smith, Attorneys at Law.
10. Libel, Slander, Professor King Can't Teach Either
9. Icy Sidewalks Ahead (This Sign Courtesy of Smith & Johnson, LLP)
8. Falling Litigants Zone Ahead
7. Law Student Crossing: Break for students or suffer lawsuits.
6. Law Student Season Open! Limit: 10 per Hunter
5. Casebooks are for wimps!
4. Law Student Preserve: Please do not feed the prisoners.
3. UConn Law: A law school our basketball team can be proud of. (Actual slogan.)
2. This building protected by lawyers armed with subpoenas.
1. Law School Ahead – Enter At Your Own Risk