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I found this quoted in a trade paperback, Universe X Vol. 1:

MEN WANTED FOR A HAZARDOUS JOURNEY
Small wages, bitter cold, long months in complete darkness, constant danger, safe return doubtful. Honor and recognition in case of success.

-- Advertisement written before mounting the National Antarctic Expedition in 1900 by Sir Ernest Shackleton

Sounds like law school and/or the bar exam. *shudder*