Decide for yourself which of the following statements are accurate and which ones are pure malarkey.
I did not attend a Student Bar Assoc. Meeting. At this meeting, we did not have pizza and we did not have beer. This beer was not Bud Light and did not taste like badly-flavored water.
A bus of travelling supermodels did not break down in front of my apartment building and they did not ring my apartment seeking assistance.
I did not get anything productive done today. I am not starting to freak out about the amount of things I have yet to do in the next two months.
I did not watch a number of Whose Line Is It Anyways episodes. They were not some of the funniest material I've seen on tv in a long time.
I did not eat Subway for dinner.
I did not go on a vacation to Tahiti.
I did not play World of Warcraft for over two hours.
The end of the world as we know it is not at hand.
I did not finish my book, One Night Only by Peter David.
I do not have two classes tomorrow. They are not Copyright and Federal Income Tax. I will not be accessing the internet in my Fed. Tax class. I did not attend that Fed. Tax class last week (hehe).
"Today is not the greatest day I've ever known." (lyrics)
I do not harbor any animosity to the country of Malaysia.
I did not see a movie today. That movie was not Be Cool. It was not only okay.
I did not get a return phone call from a non-law-student who I think is still on a cruise for vacation. I am not awaiting her return.
I am not tired.
I am not about to play World of Warcraft again.
I am not done with this list.
Blogger was not cooperating with me when I tried to post this at the date & time listed below.
-- not El Fin --