Tuesday, August 15, 2006

TSA Bans Motherfucking Snakes From Motherfucking Planes

While I eagerly await this week's movie release...

I saw a BoingBoing post that linked to this post. A morsel:
NO SNAKES OF ANY KIND WILL BE PERMITTED ON A PLANE. SNAKES ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED IN CHECKED BAGGAGE. This includes all pythons, boas, rattlesnakes, vipers, mambas, adders, and other known species of snakes.

Exception: some limited amounts of snakes may be allowed if Samuel L. Jackson is traveling; licensed snake charmers are allowed to have snakes in their check in baggage only if the name on the snake charming license matches the one passenger’s ticket; people who'se name is Snake will be allowed on board but only after full body cavity search
  • Snakes purchased in the sterile area must be consumed before boarding because they will not be permitted onboard the aircraft.

  • Passengers traveling from the U.K. to the U.S. will be subject to a more extensive screening process.
You can go about your business now.