[N.B. These are excerpts from e-mails I've trolled through. Now down to 98 pages of e-mails in my Inbox.]
I may start to develop "new," nonsensical quotes for fun. One I just thought of: 'Confusion is in the eye of the beholder.' Perhaps it would be considered a pun if it confuses someone?
Karma or no karma, beer remains.
"If it didn't end badly, it wouldn't have ended." -- Tom Cruise in Cocktail